Milkman Karlson

Milkman Karlson — Original Description

In Milkman Karlson, the simple act of buying milk turns into the wildest journey of your life. You play as Karlson, a determined (and slightly unhinged) milk enthusiast who will stop at nothing to secure his precious drink. Armed with agility, questionable decision-making, and physics that seem legally unsafe, Karlson sprints through chaotic levels bursting with traps, enemies, and explosive surprises.

Leap across rooftops, slide through vents, dodge gunfire, and launch yourself using whatever momentum you can find. Every stage is a fast-paced obstacle course where timing matters, gravity is optional, and one wrong step sends Karlson flying into comedic disaster.

Whether you’re speedrunning through danger or just trying to stay upright for more than five seconds, Milkman Karlson delivers a frantic blend of parkour, action, and pure absurdity—because for Karlson, milk isn’t just a drink… it’s destiny.